with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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