She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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