sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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