Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Me too!
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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