I wannas sexs uuuuu
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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