And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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