It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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