I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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