btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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