I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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