So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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