omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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