the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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