omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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