school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
