So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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