I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
