mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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