please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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