i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Randomize
