halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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