HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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