rhymes with "ouble enetration"
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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