is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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