i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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