I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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