On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hope mine doesn't look like that
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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