I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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