i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm both gender and math confused
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
