i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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