Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Omg I joined a choir last night...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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