My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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