And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
this just has baby written all over it
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We need to get me chipped asap
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