Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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