I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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