Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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