ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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