That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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