The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Randomize
