We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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