haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I will pee on everything he values.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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