all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize