peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
My pussy is not your playground.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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