I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Randomize
