mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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