no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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