I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
