rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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