What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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