Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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