i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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