yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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