normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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