Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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