i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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