Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
This baby is an asshole
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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